pleatedjeans:

via

tylerjosephest:

at joshua dun

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

lessons-on-smiling:

I wish I had more self confidence

totallytransparent:

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impalassible-nottolove:

impalassible-nottolove:

So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I

Update: his preacher started bashing on gay people again so instead of muting his microphone, my friend shut down his PowerPoint

potatochipped:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

I’m sobbing and this isn’t even funny I hate what I’ve become